The Reddest Book On The Shelf

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why can’t I be one of those naturally skinny girls that has the metabolism of a 5 year old and gets to eat everything in sight who also wakes up with glowing skin and has singing birds do her hair

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filthhhh:

i have the sexual attraction of a croc 

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